Drunken Pumpkin

…and I believe that in the near future we will probably be shaking things up with regard to the layout of the site. The byline on the Drunken Pumpkin is ‘Amusing Ourselves’ and we’ve got some new ideas.

Given that fact, if there is anything that any of our regular visitors (yes, we really do have regular visitors) can think of that they feel would improve their experiences while visiting the Drunken Pumpkin, please email Pyrophage or myself so that we can make sure to incorporate any and all of your suggestions.

Hell, we’ll even take suggestions from irregular visitors, we’re not picky.

I went out looking for Harry Potter spoilers to compare them to the real ending. My favorite is this one from Heckler Spray. Although I have to say that it is quite off the mark. Hermione doesn’t die.

The reason Hermione doesn’t die is the fact she never existed in the first place. I tell you, that syphillis can be a killer.

I think maybe Rowling is next planning to tell us the true story of Harry Potter, the poor little boy that thought he was famous while he was in a coma. I see it as being a truly tragic tale.

Of course, both the spoiler from Heckler Spray and myself are completely fictitious. However, there have been a rash of people posting real spoilers on the web. I personally don’t have a problem with that sort of behavior. After all, if you’re reading stuff about Harry Potter instead of actually reading Harry Potter being told who lives and dies isn’t a major concern. On the other hand, a radio station in Indiana was actually reading the last few pages on air. That seems a little uncalled for. You turn on the radio to find out about the weather, and somebody ruins your book for you. Although I think the death threats might have been a bit much.

Now, the real question: How long until J.K Rowling is on Anti-depressants? Any guesses?

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.