Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune.”
Girl to her boyfriend: “One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.”
The guy replies: “Thanks for the warning.”
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor.”
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