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Google Voice Local Search is Google’s experimental service to make local-business search accessible over the phone.

Using this service, you can:

* search for a local business by name or category.
You can say “Giovanni’s Pizzeria” or just “pizza”.

* get connected to the business, free of charge.

* get the details by SMS if you’re using a mobile phone.
Just say “text message”.

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Dear Ask a Trucker,
Several years ago my partner and I prepaid for our burial (casket, plot, etc.). I have recently become concerned that we may be exiled from the country due to…well that is a security matter. So, I have two questions. One, if exiled, will we still be able to use the burial plot? Two, if we are unable to use them (burial plot/casket), what do I do with them? I have asked about getting a refund, however the purchase is nonrefundable.
Any help would be really great.
George and Dick

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.