Drunken Pumpkin

The spirit of democracy cannot be established in the midst of terrorism, whether governmental or popular.

After a fair amount of thought and statistical analysis I have come up with a fool proof way to generate winning Lottery numbers. This method is guaranteed to produce positive results.

First you have to decide what Lottery you wish to take part in. Each lottery has it’s own set of numbers that one has to choose from. It would be silly to try to win your state lottery with Powerball numbers, wouldn’t it.

Next you must concentrate on that particular set of numbers. Repeat to your self “Five numbers between 1 and 46″ or whatever is applicable for you.

After that, while still concentrating on your specific set of numbers strike yourself forcefully in the groin.

Immediately after striking your groin count the number of stars that you see. If you don’t see any stars, strike yourself harder until you do and then count them. That is your first number.

Repeat this process until you have a full set of numbers.

A side note about Powerball numbers; you have to pause for a few seconds between generating your first four numbers and your Powerball number, as it is from an entirely different range of numbers.

This method is entirely fool proof. I guarantee that after applying this method you will be pleased with the outcome of the lottery. Either you will have won a large sum of cash or completely dissuaded yourself from ever playing the lottery again.

Tune in Monday, for some pics from Wizard World. Not necessarily good pictures, or even ones taken by me, but pictures.