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August 23rd, 2007
Original Metaphors and Similes
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners…..
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
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Famous Last Words ~ Rudolph Valentino
Don’t worry chief, it will be alright.
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died August 23, 1926
A Commandeered Computer, and More Naked Men
As I cruise across this great nation making the world a better place I found a computer to update the site.
Sadly, I noticed more naked men today. Well, only half-naked and that was quite a good thing. You see, these were guys digging in some field as I made my commute to stop crime. It truly is amazing when one is in a position to hold down a jack hammer with your belly and still have both hands free to eat a sandwich. Really, don’t visualize that one.
Okay, that’s all the humor I have for you today. Try again tomorrow.
