Drunken Pumpkin

If you’ll note the lack of material on the site for the last few days you will learn a few things.

First we have to look back over the last few months to establish a bit of a pattern. Jeff tends to post his “famous last words” sections on the day that the people that said them died. He also has a bit of a tendency just to put up quotes from folks on the day that they died. Look back through the pages, you’ll see I’m not crazy. Well, at least, not about this.

Now, so far there hasn’t been any posts of famous last words or quotes, hence a very empty Drunken Pumpkin. (I guess I could have been posting stuff, too.) And if you’ve looked ahead at what Jeff has queued up for the remains of the month, which I have, you’ll note a distinct amount of emptiness there, too. Consequently, that implies that not many famous people have died in the month of September. But what does that mean for you?

On special this month, if you, or a loved one, die or did die in the month of September simply send us your last words and we’ll post them here on the Pumpkin where you will be a famous enigma to all 12 of our loyal readers and the couple thousand other bastards that just show up for a good time. Just send them in to pyrophage@drunken-pumpkin.com or jeff@drunken-pumpkin.com.

In other news the Ohio Ren Fest was quite a hoot and we had quite a nice time. If you’re in the area I heartily recommend attending at some point. I have to say, it isn’t quite as nice as the one in Bristol, WI, but it’s about three hours closer to my house. And that’s pretty important. In light of the relatively droughty conditions in the midwest this past summer, there was no mud to push Jeff in, so that part of our program had to be cancelled.

Tune in next time for not so famous dead people and more fun with politics.