Drunken Pumpkin

This instructional video will teach ye everythin’ ye need t’ know, ya horn swogglin’ bilge rat.

Here`s somethin’ t’ get ye in th’ mood, ya lily livered scurvy cur!

Well, September is fast drawing to a close. Soon it will be October, and we all know what that means. The End of the World.

And pumpkins, of course.

October is that first step in the coming of winter, and not a time to be taken lightly. Sure, our modern “science” tells us that even though it gets dark for longer periods of time, it will start getting light just as quickly. But, seriously, these are the same people that say that aliens don’t exist and that Iraq had WMDs. I say it’s time to make sure that the sun comes up again.

We need some sacrifices. Maybe not a lot, but a few. Perhaps we should start small, like squirrels and such and later move on to bigger things, like the president. Just a suggestion.

Tune in tomorrow when I will have thought about the post for more than 20 seconds, and things will make even less sense.

Domo Kun will tell you the time.

Don’t ask me what this thing is. I really don’t know, but it’s on my desktop. and now it’s on yours.

For added WTF check out Domo-Kun’s Angry Smash Fest. (Big Flash file. You are warned.)

Unfortunately the video is home movie quality, but you’ll get the gist.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?