Drunken Pumpkin

This one was recorded for a bit younger than usual audience.

I think that President Bush may need to hire George Lucas to re-edit some of his security’s actions in the near future. This article on Blackwater pretty much explains that.

I’m really kind of surprised that Bush isn’t using a bloodthirsty Texas firm. Last I heard the Rangers were still pretty hip to shooting people. At least, they’re quick to point guns at people, they may have a little more discretion when it comes to actually pulling the trigger. Oop, I think I just put my finger on the problem. Maybe Bush thinks they don’t have that shoot first, ask questions later thing down so well, anymore. And I’m certain he was so looking forward to a game of Cowboys and Indians Iraqis.

In other news, it’s still not Kassies birthday. Not that anyone else cares, but she was complaining that the site hadn’t been funny in the last few days, so I needed a reason to randomly throw her name on the site. And there you have it.

Tune in tomorrow when the world is still in crisis about something and I still don’t really know what’s going on.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.