Drunken Pumpkin

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1) Candidate included that he spent summers on his family’s yacht in Grand Cayman.
2) Candidate attached a letter from her mother.
3) Candidate used pale blue paper with teddy bears around the border.
4) Candidate explained a gap in employment by saying it was because he was getting over the death of his cat for three months.
5) Candidate specified that his availability was limited because Friday, Saturday and Sunday was “drinkin’ time.”
6) Candidate included a picture of herself in a cheerleading uniform.
7) Candidate drew a picture of a car on the outside of the envelope and said it was the hiring manager’s gift.
8) Candidate’s hobbies included sitting on the levee at night watching alligators.
9) Candidate included the fact that her sister once won a strawberry eating contest.
10) Candidate explained that he works well nude.
11) Candidate explained an arrest by stating, “We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.”
12) Candidate included family medical history.

Why limit yourself to a single pumpkin when you can create a whole scene?

As with all of Eddie’s material from this period, language may be a bit strong for small children or some workplaces.

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.