Deer Urine Retrieval
While I disagree with Scratch about Anime, he does bring up something interesting with the deer pee photo. Just where do you get deer urine?
Okay, I know the obvious answer to that one, it’s even in the pic where deer urine comes from, but how does one collect it? Do you just ask?
Just think about this for a minute, you’re out in the woods stalking deer. There up ahead is a young doe. Your approach is stealthy and calm moving silently from tree to tree. You’re so close now you can smell her sweat.
*ahem* “Would you mind peeing in this cup for me?”
She pees on your leg and runs like hell across the neighboring corn field.
Ahh well, another day of wringing your pants over a funnel.
Maybe they keep special incontinent deer in cages for just such a product. Man that job would be interesting. Kind of like milking a cow, but different. Going out to the barn on a crisp fall morning, attaching the bucket, and then scaring a deer.
Of course, I also kind of wonder what deer urine goes for on the open market. Is it a hot commodity? I’m almost tempted to go talk to the guy about expenses versus income in the deer pee trade. Is there hot deer pee? (pun totally intended). How about deer pee turf wars? I mean, we can already assume these people are armed. At least, I hope this is a deer hunting thing. Otherwise, we are talking about some rather serious fetishists.
On that note I’ll call it a day. Tune in tomorrow for more holiday fun. Or something like it.
