Drunken Pumpkin

I predict this will be the year when Americans complain about the President, yet fail to go out and vote.

I predict lots of whining and complaining (largely from bloggers, like me) about the apathetic nature of our countries youth. Meanwhile, those self-same bloggers will remain anonymous, and cozy in their routines of TV and Internet Porn.

I predict that aliens will buzz by our planet, yet again, look at our behaviour towards one another, and say “bugger that for a game of soldiers”. As an added bonus, that phrase will actually make sense to them, unlike the rest of us.

I also predict that some dumb bunny will write, “I would like to see a continuation of the topic” in our comments again, and get blocked.

I resolve that I will continue to be angry with the world in general.

I further resolve I will use that anger to my amusement, and possibly yours, but I make no promises there.

I resolve that Jeff and I will appear on this website. Yes, I’m making resolutions for Jeff now, too.

I resolve for there to be some more original content. Don’t know what yet, but we’re working on it.

I also resolve that there will be ads from Project Wonderful. Just as soon as I figure out how to do that.

A little note about Project Wonderful. We don’t have to subtlely encourage click fraud to make some money off of these folks. People just bid for adspace, not clicks or sales or any of that crap. I’m certain if they make a lot of cash off of us we can get more out of them, but we get paid per day, which is pretty nice.

Anyway, in the coming year, expect a lot of the same as last year, but this time you should know it’s coming.

Tune in next time when I tell you the secret word of the day.