January 22nd, 2008

I’ve never really trusted bears

Bear hanging from substructure of bridge

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Can’t help it, this one makes me laugh out loud every time I see it.

Recreational Drugs - Fnar maramph hee boowam peepo!

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Who says state troopers don’t have a sense of humor?

In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below.  About 3 AM one very cold morning, Montana State Trouper Allan Nixon no 658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana.  He located the care, stuck in deep snow and with the engine still running.  Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.  The dirver came awake then the trooper tapped on the window.  Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked.  He jerked the gearshift into drive and hit the gas.  The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40  and then 50 miles per hour, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.  Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.  The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him.  This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, 'PULL OVER!'  The man nodded, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.  Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arraested and is probably still shaking his head over the state trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.  Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?

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Get Paid for Doing What You Agreed to

The new Discover card has me a little worried about the world.

Discover’s Motiva card makes me a little anxious about the state of the world, at least the state of the U.S. When you get a credit card you normally have to sign something saying that you’ll pay for the stuff you buy with it. We even talked about this concept via a Steve Martin SNL sketch some time ago, but it doesn’t seem to have sunk in to most of the populace. What the new Discover card does is pays you the interest on your card’s balance if you pay your bill on time for six months. I’m not sure why you should need an incentive to pay your bills, really. Just do what you said you would, is that too much to ask of the world? Seriously, if you got a job that said they would pay you so much a month, you wouldn’t expect to have to bribe them with free overtime just to get your check, would you?

The current state of society has me concerned for the future. As a teacher I get asked a lot of questions during the course of my classes, and these are normally followed by an apology for asking questions. It’s my job to make sure that people leave the class knowing how to do certain things, if they don’t then I haven’t held up my end of the deal. I don’t see this as a difficult equation: “I said I will do X, so I should do X”. Not hard.

What’s it gonna be like when I’m old and infirm? Will I have to bribe the nurses to come change my bed pan? “Hey, if you clean up after me, which is in your job description, I’ll give you half of my meds to sell on the street?” Just ridiculous.

Anyway, do what you agreed to and make more money, it’s the wave of the future.

Tune in next time when it becomes apparent I’ve been watching too much TV.

Pyrophage

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Someone else who has too much time on their hands

log pile stacked to look like a felled tree

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Slightly enlarged ego?

Wedding Cake is a life size statue of the bride

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