January 23rd, 2008

TV Eclipse

Occasionally someone will put something out that kind of kicks their own audience in the groin. Personally, I like to do that on a daily basis, which may explain our wildly fluctuating numbers. It’s either that or the incredibly erratic posting schedule. But I digress.

The new (new to me, anyway) commercial for the Eclipse Big E Pak takes a subtle stab at most of the TV viewing public. My favorite line in it is “If you don’t have a job you shouldn’t be watching TV.” And as soon as he said that a parade of people I know went buzzing past my head, most of which wouldn’t realize the announcer was talking to them.

Like I said yesterday, I’ve been watching too much TV lately. It’s a good thing we’re canceling the cable when we finally move. Maybe I’ll get something done with my time.

Tune in next time when I try to remember just what it is that’s so funny about CareBears.

Pyrophage

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The secretary of defense gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“Oh No!” the president exclaimed. “That’s Terrible!”

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.
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