Thus, we’d like to present a translation guide to help in zeroing in on what employment advertisements are actually seeking.
Competitive Salary ~ We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.
Join our fast-paced company ~ We have no time to train you.
Casual work atmosphere ~ We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
Some overtime required ~ Some every night and some every weekend.
Duties will vary ~ Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must have an eye for detail ~ We have no quality assurance.
Career-minded ~ Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
Apply in person ~ If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told that the position has been filled.
Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience ~ You’ll need it to replace the three people who just quit.
Problem-solving skills a must ~ You’re walking into perpetual chaos.
Requires team leadership skills ~ You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
Good communication skills ~ Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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