Drunken Pumpkin

Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song

The stated goal of 911Callers.com is to:

educate the public about 911 emergency phone calls by posting real calls online, so people know what to expect if they ever need to 911. We also showcase dozens of stupid and wacky 911 calls as examples of how people abuse the 911 system. It is estimated that 35% of all 911 calls are illegitimate (pranks, hangups, non-emergencies).

I ended up spending over an hour on the site, playing call after call, getting more and more annoyed by the idiocy and self-absorbed nature of the callers. I think we may need to begin issuing Soul Tasers to the police force and encouraging them to respond to these calls.

Below is by far and away my favorite of the offerings of this site. I ended up playing it a couple of times over, just stunned at this example of the demands that are made of the police.

Discussing martial arts and racial stereotyping.

Probably the most timeless comedy sketch ever. Still makes me laugh aloud almost as much as the first time I heard it.

On Sunday, June 9th Pyrophage made a commitment in good faith. He stated that we would be posting an original short film on July 20th, which as of minutes ago is now yesterday. He also stated the following…

Seriously, next Friday check us out and you’ll see some actual original content, or you’ll here an audio message from that unnamed actor saying “I’m sorry” in a variety of silly voices.

And so here it is. My apologies. Well, some apologies at least.

I found this podcast from the Onion while sifting through my feeds the other day, and thought it appropriate to post here.

And no, they’re not talking about this Jeff

Stand up comedian Dimitri Martin