Drunken Pumpkin

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How about the Hello Kitty AK-47?

A bargain at only $1,072.95

I don’t mean to make a gross generalizations (yes I do), but stereotypes exist because there is truth in them. I am willing to say with 90% certainty that any deer urine dealer would look like this.

While I disagree with Scratch about Anime, he does bring up something interesting with the deer pee photo. Just where do you get deer urine?

Okay, I know the obvious answer to that one, it’s even in the pic where deer urine comes from, but how does one collect it? Do you just ask?

Just think about this for a minute, you’re out in the woods stalking deer. There up ahead is a young doe. Your approach is stealthy and calm moving silently from tree to tree. You’re so close now you can smell her sweat.
*ahem* “Would you mind peeing in this cup for me?”

She pees on your leg and runs like hell across the neighboring corn field.

Ahh well, another day of wringing your pants over a funnel.

Maybe they keep special incontinent deer in cages for just such a product. Man that job would be interesting. Kind of like milking a cow, but different. Going out to the barn on a crisp fall morning, attaching the bucket, and then scaring a deer.

Of course, I also kind of wonder what deer urine goes for on the open market. Is it a hot commodity? I’m almost tempted to go talk to the guy about expenses versus income in the deer pee trade. Is there hot deer pee? (pun totally intended). How about deer pee turf wars? I mean, we can already assume these people are armed. At least, I hope this is a deer hunting thing. Otherwise, we are talking about some rather serious fetishists.

On that note I’ll call it a day. Tune in tomorrow for more holiday fun. Or something like it.

How about the Decapitated Teddy USB Drive?

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I ordered a Utilikilt the other day. Apparently I slipped in just before a big article ran on them and they became incredibly popular for a day or two.

I knew about them through my martial arts instructor and some random nutjob that I met at a wedding about 4 years ago. But it wasn’t until recently that I felt committed enough to take the plunge and order one.

Utilikilts look pretty snazzy, but they are a little on the pricey side. Of course, that was one of the main factors for not ordering one for a few years. But I’m working at a job that pays a fair amount of cash, so I felt okay about that. However, I did spend the rest of the day muttering to myself that I had just spent over a hundred dollars on a skirt.

The reason I’m writing about this is that it’s scheduled for delivery tomorrow and I’m pretty excited about that. I have a sneaking suspicion that pictures of me in it will end up on the site at some point. Especially since my wife knows the password to the admin section here at the Pumpkin. So, if you see a man in a skirt, don’t be alarmed, I’m not really a cross-dresser, I just play one on the internet.

Tune in tomorrow for more hijinks and a report from the “Ask a Trucker” recording sessions.

I-Glasses: Head mounted video display units

LED Earwax Pick: So that you can see what you are doing…when cleaning someone else’s earwax.